Funny Kidisms

Here are some gems from the past few months...

"You're comfortable mom, I like all the squishy spots, especially your belly."

After a giggle fit N says, "my laughing system is going crazy!!". 5 second pause, "do I even have a laughing system?!"

We were eating fish for dinner and N wasn't happy. "mom I can't eat this, cause ya know of it being deadish"

After 2.5 weeks off is school they are sadly heading back today. N was up and dressed a full hour before it was time to leave. She nervously commented, "I think I remember all the rules."

"Mom? Are New Kids on the Block really kids?"

Natalie was talking about Cinderella and mentioned the Fairy Godmother.  Lauren tells her, "We don't say GOD."  (as in 'oh my god')


I told Nat I was a teacher too. "yeah but that was 100 million billion years ago!"

"Mom that picture doesn't look like you at all, it looks so pretty!"

Two days before her bday V says, "tomorrow I can say tomorrow is my birthday!"

N, "I'm super allergic to nothing!"

N, "there are so many boys in this world!"